Ketch Me When Ah Die
Humorous Poem
Pushy pesky postals, mal-a-mucky mail
fulla funny flyers, peachy, porny plugs
flashy Annie's fanny, uncle Junky's jail
Beany Brothers' bromo, heart official hugs.

Lectric luckless slogans, presidential ads
cheeky cars 'n coffins, dumber datin' deals
murky, mudded muckage, fuzzy dental fads
super sucky sales-folk, wheezy wizard's wheels

Euro peein' markets, never needed news
wrack Iraqi whackos, sagging summer's sky
Crisco Christo crispies, pedo fella's pews
nuff ta nix the knocker, ketch me when ah die